Saturday, September 27, 2014
who are the real robbers here?
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the
bank robber shouted to everyone in the
bank, Don't move. The money belongs to the
State. Your life belongs to you." Everyone in
the bank laid down quietly. This is called
"Mind Changing Concept." Changing the
conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively,
the robber shouted at her: "Please be
civilised! This is a robbery, not a rape!" This
is called "Being Professional." Focus only on
what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the
younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older
robber (who has only completed Year 6 in
primary school): "Big brother, let's count
how much we got." The older robber
rebutted and said: "You are very stupid.
There is so much money, it will take us a
long time to count. Tonight, the TV news
will tell us how much we robbed from the
bank!" This is called "Experience."
Nowadays, experience is more important
than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank
manager told the bank supervisor to call the
police quickly. But the supervisor said to
him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from
the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70
million that we have previously embezzled
from the bank." This is called "Swim with
the tide." Converting an unfavorable
situation to your advantage! The supervisor
says: "It will be good if there is a robbery
every month." This is called "Killing
Boredom." Personal Happiness is more
important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that
$100 million was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and counted and counted,
but they could only count $20 million. The
robbers were very angry and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took $20
million. The bank manager took $80 million
with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is
better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much
as gold!" The bank manager was smiling and
happy because his losses in the share
market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity."
Daring to take risks!
So, who are the real robbers here?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment